I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have demons in me.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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