At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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