Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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