I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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