think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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