And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You are the jesus of drinking
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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