i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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