Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She even gives head with a lisp.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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