can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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