Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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