EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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