how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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