omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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