Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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