omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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