i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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