: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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