i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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