I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
