i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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