wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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