I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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