Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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