He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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