Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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