return my video game
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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