Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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