I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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