I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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