If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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