Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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