No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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