Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
foreskin is a definite game changer
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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