So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
