Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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