i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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