some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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