i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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