He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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