I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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