Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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