Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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