my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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