Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
how can u be prego again
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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