love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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