so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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