Dignity is for republicans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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