He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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