We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dignity is for republicans.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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