Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
