if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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