i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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