It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
Randomize
