Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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