On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
is it fun? or sober?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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