the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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